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| May 27 2026 | |
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We apologize for the curfew. Please remain calm as we determine what�s happening. On a separate note, keep your teenagers inside after dark.
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May 20 2026 |
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Make sure you pack a good read for the beach! (We do not recommend self-help books on the island.)
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May 13 2026 |
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It�s time for the annual beach opening. Lay out a towel as the mayor �tests the waters.� Unrelated: Do not pick up hitchhikers.
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May 06 2026 |
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Cherish the historical charm of our local inn, which Mayor Loftis will prove is safe by spending a night there alone.
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Apr 29 2026 |
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We hope you enjoyed the three-hour ferry to New England�s best-kept secret! Ignore the warnings about the fog. Everything�s fine.
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Apr 29 2026 |