Are We There Yet

Mr. Peterson announces a new KAWT morning show featuring a reality show star as the co-host, but she threatens Nick and the other anchors' jobs in order to steal the spotlight.

Lindsey and Kevin enter Nick into a Hand on a House contest, where finalists compete by seeing who can keep their hand on a house for the longest.

Mr. Peterson asks Nick to co-host his wife's charity walkathon, but Nick is soon put into an uncomfortable situation when he suspects that Mrs. Peterson has stolen Marilyn's bracelet.

When a well-respected actor shadows Nick to prepare for an upcoming role as an anchor, his methods turn out to be much more invasive than Nick had expected.

When Nick realizes he is the same age his father was when he died, he decides not to waste another minute and starts tackling a list of risky activities to accomplish before he dies.

After a concussion, Nick is advised to not go to bed for a few hours. To avoid all risks, he attempts to stay up all night.

Nick hesitantly attends his high school reunion, but all of his fears come true when his high school nickname haunts him throughout the event. Lindsey prepares a feast.

After a guys' night out, Nick and his friends struggle to recollect the events that led to the disappearance of his wedding ring -- and Kevin.

Comical chaos ensues when the gang waits in line to shop at a department store on Black Friday. Kevin anticipates buying a new video game, Lindsey meets a boy, relationship problems plague Martin and Terrence hopes to buy toys for charity.

Nick goes crazy buying items in bulk at The Big Box Club discount superstore that the family does not need. Meanwhile, Lindsey enters a speed-texting contest.

Kevin buys a cheap mask at a yard sale, but it maybe a valuable art piece. Lindsey receives advice about her upcoming date with her crush.

Nick agrees to go to a Public Enemy concert on the same night as his proposal adversary with Suzanne, who is none too pleased. The children star in internet videos wearing superhero costumes.

Nick is voted as Seattle's Sexiest Sportscaster, but the title comes with downsides.

When the entire Kingston-Persons clan plus guests end up at the house for a pot-luck Thanksgiving, Suzanne has to scramble to find the one item she was in charge of - the turkey.

Marilyn's new boyfriend Paul tries to convince the Kingston-Persons family to buy into a timeshare, but they are really buying into a scam.

When Nick inadvertently insults Harold Bradley (a KAWT employee who has been around forever) on-air, he is forced to do damage control.

When Nick lands on a porn website due to a spelling error, a co-worker takes it the wrong way, forcing KAWT employees to undergo sensitivity training.

Nick's identity is stolen; Suzanne takes a week off to attend a wedding; Marilyn shares a life lesson.

Romantic complications ensue when Nick helps a shy colleague improve his love life. Meanwhile, a pinkeye epidemic keeps Lindsey away from school.

Nick helps out Willie Mays, a homeless man with a beautiful voice, by getting him a job at KAWT, but Willie takes advantage of his new job.

When Nick gets a doctor's report that he has high blood pressure, Suzanne does everything she can to make sure his stress levels stay low.

Nick and Suzanne consider purchasing life insurance as they feel it would be a good decision to protect their family; however, Nick has reservations about buying a policy.

Lindsey has a new crush and Gigi has a new boyfriend, but when certain secrets cannot be kept, a web of misinformation nearly ruins both situations.

After Nick gets pocket-dialed by Suzanne and overhears her telling Gigi something personal, he gets back at Suzanne by fake pocket-dialing her.

Nick and Suzanne try to attend a highly anticipated movie premiere, but when their busy schedules get in the way, both are tempted to secretly go to the movie without the other.

Nick wants Lindsey and Kevin to give back to the community, so they select a charity they find online; however, when the charity keeps asking for more money, Nick has to get to the bottom of it.

Nick and Suzanne stop talking to each other after Suzanne gets upset with Nick for his attempts to fix her problems without listening to her.

Nick is forced to get an assistant, who is a must-hire from his boss; however, when the assistant gets too close to his family and friends, Nick is forced to take action.

Despite warnings from other co-workers, Nick gets stuck hosting a charity telethon, while Suzanne has to deal with a rich client's boring wedding plans.

Suzanne wants to have a formal portrait of the family taken, but trying to pull everyone together proves to be impossible.

Confusion ensues when Suzanne asks Marilyn for a loan in an attempt to keep her birthday present a secret for Nick.

Nick struggles to prove himself when he is promoted to co-host alongside the very lazy, arrogant Brick Street.

When the house sitters next door begin acting irresponsibly, Nick and Suzanne question if they are being played for fools.

While speaking before Kevin's class for Career Day, Nick confuses the students by implying that building connections are more important than studying hard and getting good grades.

Lindsey auditions to dance in a P-Nut music video, but considers quitting when she discovers that the choreographer is a drill sergeant and the other dancers are far more experienced.

Suzanne is furious when Nick invites Martin and not her to a baseball game; Kevin and Lindsey try to win tickets to Rihanna's Los Angeles concert.

When Marilyn brings a dangerous flu back from a trip to Mexico, the family must stay inside their house under quarantine.

When a new buxom woman gets hired at the station, Nick's career is threatened; Suzanne takes matters into her own hands to save her husband's job.

When Suzanne's Mother comes to visit, she attacks Nick for being an inadequate husband, while hiding her true feelings of her own husband's inadequacy, until Suzanne and Terrence press her.

When the family's morning routine devolves into fighting, Gigi suggests that they try an old sorority exercise called the Lemon Squeeze in order to turn their problems around.

The entire family plays pranks on one another, to the chagrin of Suzanne. But when the family ignores Nick's choking because they think it's another prank, Nick has a near-death experience and embraces his Zen side.

When Nick points out that Suzanne has issues letting go of controlling everything, Suzanne lets everything go. The family realizes they need Suzanne's controlling ways to run a successful household.

While hosting an awards ceremony, Nick gets laughs by making Suzanne the butt of his jokes but finds he cannot stand the heat when Suzanne turns the tables and starts making fun of him in public.

After balking at the high price of a purse Suzanne loves, Nick thinks again and tries to buy it as a gift -- but Suzanne has already secretly bought the last purse for herself.

Nick becomes a more influential parent, so he pushes Kevin and Lindsey hard, and they become model children.

Lindsey is thrilled to get her first job at Up and Down Burger, but when she gives out free food to failed NBA hopeful Terrel, she soon learns the consequences of stealing at the workplace.

Nick is disappointed when Frank crashes his Father's Day trip; however, when an elevator stops, the men are forced to have a meaningful heart-to-heart.

The family decides to go green, but it is much harder than they thought and they realize sometimes you have to choose between saving the planet and saving your family.

When Kevin enters a campaign for class president, Suzanne wants him to run a clean campaign but Terrence, the Karl Rove of school elections, is adamant that he must go negative.

When Suzanne's stubborn need to argue her point gets her arrested, she starts to change her ways -- but not necessarily for the better.

Suzanne is upset when Marilyn gives her an ugly bracelet as a present, but things get even uglier when Nick sees it and realizes he bought it for Marilyn and that she's re-gifted.

Nick and Suzanne go head to head in the kitchen when Nick says cooking is easy and Suzanne challenges him to a family cooking competition.

When the family oversleeps on the morning Lindsey is set to sing the National Anthem at a baseball game, it is all hands on deck just to make it to out of the house on time.

After Kevin watches the horror film The Sixth Sense, he starts having nightmares that disrupt Nick and Suzanne's sleep.

Nick refuses to give Lindsey money for a concert, so Lindsey resorts to stealing sixty dollars from Gigi's purse - but when Gigi discovers the missing money, it's Kevin, not Lindsey, who ends up getting blamed.

When Nick messes up Suzanne's plans for spring break, he turns the house into a makeshift resort, and promises to give the family the best vacation ever--but "Casa del Nick" is soon dealing with some disappointed customers.

When Lindsey decides to adopt a vegan lifestyle, Suzanne convinces Nick they should go vegan as well - a decision they soon regret when they learn the extent of Lindsey's dedication.

Nick tricks Suzanne and Marilyn into spending a weekend together at a spa, where it becomes clear it will take more than a masseuse to relieve the tension in the women's relationship.

When Nick tries to help Suzanne get over a childhood phobia, his secret plan accidentally causes her to relive the traumatic experience all over again.

Kevin auditions for a commercial for the mall burger joint Up and Down Burger and ends up being replaced by a famous kid actor that looks just like him, Gigi wants to be in it and ends up getting to be.

Suzanne suspects Nick has a kid from a past relationship when she meets Kevin's new friend Nathan. He does everything Nick likes, eats and wears and his mother is an old fling of Nick's.

Nick's boxing match party unexpectedly takes over the family room on the same night Suzanne's book group is meeting in the living room.

Suzanne begins to force everyone in the family to tell the truth at all times after she catches Nick in a lie.

Lindsey gets a lesson about drugs, as former child star Todd Bridges takes her on a wild ride.

Suzanne and Nick go out with another couple, her friend Danielle and her husband Steve. However, the double date soon fizzles when an accusation flies.

When Nick happens upon an old college pal, the unexpected meeting gives rise to a business plan that involves a sports star and an energy drink. The results, however, are not so bubbly.

Suzanne is tired of being the bad cop and Nick being the good cop with the kids, so they decide to switch places.

Suzanne meets a relationship adviser and becomes convinced that she and Nick are having compatibility issues.

When Nick enlists Kevin to help Staten Island Mike's nephew Frankie study for a test, Frankie bribes Kevin into taking it for him. But Kevin realizes he may be in too deep when his high marks make Frankie look like an academic superstar.

Nick asks Suzanne to help pro baseball player Ray Savage plan a children's charity event, but when he learns of Ray's reputation as a womanizer, Nick worries the athlete may have more on his mind than just kids.

Annoyed that she and Nick never do anything together as a couple, Suzanne signs the two of them up for salsa lessons, but is surprised to learn her control issues are made transparent on the dance floor.

When Nick is invited to play in a celebrity golf tournament at Walt Disney World, Suzanne is disappointed she has to miss the family's first vacation. But even after a last minute change of plans lands her in the happiest place on earth, a case of cell phone mistaken identity threatens to keep the family apart.

After catching Nick watching a racy rap video, Suzanne makes a friendly wager that she can out dance any of the video vixens on the screen.

When Troy provokes a school bully, Kevin strikes up a friendship with his tormentor to avoid a beat down. But he soon learns the meaning of real friendship when he finds the courage to stand up for himself.

When Lindsey accompanies Suzanne to work and meets one of her mother's old friends, a misunderstanding causes Lindsey to believe she may have a secret older brother.

As Lindsay tries to turn the family into reality TV superstars, Kevin makes a discovery that brings a little TOO much reality into the Kingston-Person's home.

Nick plans a surprise, belated honeymoon for he and Suzanne. But when Suzanne discovers the mystery reservations, she assumes her man is having an affair with boxing champ Laila Ali!

Nick and Suzanne are forced to go on a television court show to settle a dispute over a misplaced birthday present

Suzanne serves on a committee at Kevin�s school, but complications arise when her fellow female members disrespect her�but adore Nick.

Nick tries to help Kevin with his Valentine's Day at school, but his advice backfires when Kevin gets sent home

When the Kingston-Persons decide to have a game night, all bets are off, as unlikely friends are drawn to one another when paired together for games

Nick attempts to have a night out with Lindsey, but when all she wants to do is follow around a young celebrity DJ who doesn't even know her name, Nick tries to teach her how a man should really treat her.

When Suzanne is overly protective teaching Lindsey how to drive, Nick takes over and makes Lindsey feel confident, until she scratches Suzannes's car and chooses to lie about it.

When Nick's colleagues at the station encourages him to send Lindsey and Kevin to a private school, Nick and Suzanne look into it, only to be misled about the process.

When Suzanne suspects that Lindsey's athletic new crush from school is gay because he has style, Nick sets out to prove that he isn't, until he can no longer ignore the signs and helps the boy tell Lindsay the truth.

When Marilyn throws a gold party at Nick and Suzanne's, and Nick learns Suzanne's wedding ring isn't real, he sets out to have a real ring made before Suzanne learns the truth, while Suzanne thinks she has lost her wedding ring forever and panics trying to replace it.

Suzanne ruins Nick's Guy Night. So Nick goes to the spa with Suzanne when she is there with her friends.

When Nick's new field producer, Sam, turns out to be female, Suzanne is convinced she's trying to steal her man, a suggestion Nick thinks is absurd--until Sam makes a move on Nick.

When Nick tries to be spontaneous, but Suzanne resists and instead plans a date night that fails, they attempt to be spontaneous together--until they realize it's better if she makes plans but keeps him in the dark.

When Suzanne's ex-husband wants to lower his monthly child support payments, Nick jumps at the chance to get rid of Frank's financial support, while Suzanne has mixed feelings about Frank abandoning his responsibilities. Guest stars: Ice Cube, Charlie Murphy.

Nick notices the family is disconnected and proposes a get-together with friends and family. Unfortunately, Nick's planning leaves out some important details, leading to chaos.

Nick says he is too tired for sex one night, leading Suzanne to speculate that something is not right in their relationship.

Using her mother's credit card, Lindsey gets help from Nick in ordering a Michelle Obama sweater online. Kevin pretends to be sick to pull off a scam with Martin to get a signed A-Rod jersey.

Suzanne gets caught dancing on a video that soon becomes a huge viral hit. Marilyn decides Lindsey needs to learn how to cook soul food.

Nick goes to watch a game with friends at a sports bar known to have sexy female waitresses. The kids want a larger allowance, but they're not willing to do more chores.

Kevin takes care of a rat that ends up getting lost in the house. Tension arises between Gigi and Lindsey when one of Gigi's old boyfriends showers them with gifts and clothes.

Kevin is a big soccer fan, but Nick doesn't understand the appeal. Suzanne is frustrated by Lindsey's lack of communication and creates a fake Facebook account to learn what is going on in her daughter's life.

Nick decides the kids need to bond with his mother and asks that they spend time together. Suzanne has a day off, but she doesn't know what to do.

Nick needs a new van for work, but Suzanne worries they are already too much in debt. It turns out Suzanne has some credit issues she hasn't revealed to Nick.

Nick and Suzanne have been married for about six months, and the new blended family is beginning to experience growing pains. Nick thinks the kids don't love him, and Suzanne is coming to bed looking less than sexy. Much to Nick's displeasure, Suzanne has decided to hyphenate her name.