Childrens' Hospital

Ended Friday / 7:00pm Adult Swim US 15 min.
A hospital isn't a place for lazy people. It's a place for smart people who take care of people who aren't smart enough to keep themselves healthy. So begins Childrens Hospital, an all-new series that follows the lives, loves and laughs of a hospital staff.

Season 7

14 Episodes

The doctors of Children's Hospital must come to terms with a devastating development.
Apr 15 2016
A possible gas leak causes hallucinations for Glenn and Owen and makes Lola fear a doctor is following her, but the true cause puts the hospital's future in jeopardy.
Apr 15 2016
A break room fencing mishap leads to a lucrative business opportunity. Blake suspects that Glenn is fighting an addiction.
Apr 08 2016
Grandparents visit the workplace for "Bring Your Grandparents to Work Day."
Apr 01 2016
An actor invites the cast to a photography exhibition where their secrets are revealed in a behind-the-scenes episode.
Mar 25 2016
A race horse is pursued by a mob boss, so Chief hides the animal in the hospital. Elsewhere: Lola's college barbershop quartet tries to get her back and Glenn glues Blake's hands to latex gloves.
Mar 18 2016
Owen gets caught up in a conspiracy when the hospital runs out of tongue depressors.
Mar 11 2016
Dr. Cat Black has a faith crisis and the resident spiritual leaders try to convert her. Also: Glenn becomes frustrated when he doesn't feel like he's getting enough credit for playing second bass in a punk band.
Mar 04 2016
DOY 7x06
The crew go to the Doctor of the Year Convention.
Feb 26 2016
A 1950s variety show is recalled, revealing the origins of the "Childrens Hospital."
Feb 19 2016
Nurse Beth's origins in the Childrens Hospital basement, where she must navigate the social hierarchy of the nurses.
Feb 12 2016
When Sy gets tenure, he wants to use his influence to build a consumer jetpack; Chief is stranded on a dance pedestal; Owen learns how hard it is to be hospital DJ.
Feb 05 2016
A rare disease surfaces and the doctors search for a cure at the remains of the original Childrens Hospital with Val's alter-ego. Elsewhere: the other doctors try to save their one millionth patient.
Jan 29 2016
In the seventh season premiere, the doctors find new jobs at a crosstown hospital after being fired by Blake, who turns to a life of crime with his brother, Sir Tinklebutton.
Jan 22 2016

Season 6

14 Episodes

Kick Me 6x14
When Blake realizes that the source of his life's pain is the other doctors, he decides to take revenge.
Jun 20 2015
Glenn returns to Sao Paolo, Brazil, for his family's weekly Shabbat dinner.
Jun 13 2015
After a newspaper calls him a 'rock star surgeon', Glenn worries that he will die on his upcoming 27th birthday.
Jun 06 2015
Owen and Briggs work together on a murder case that has spanned fifteen years; a look into Owen and Briggs' past.
May 30 2015
When Sy's new girlfriend makes significant changes around the hospital, the doctors react with hostility.
May 23 2015
In a quest to get pregnant, Val assembles a team to break into Sy's sperm bank vault to steal his prized collection.
May 16 2015
Sy runs himself ragged trying to impress an influential blogger before the big hospital fundraiser gala.
May 09 2015
Up at 5 6x07
The cast appears on a morning show, 'Up at 5', in order to promote the upcoming Childrens Hospital movie.
May 02 2015
Blake asks Glenn to coach him in his new romantic relationship; Chief and Cat prank call Sy.
Apr 25 2015
Lola learns that she may have developed a superpower; Blake and Dori attend mediation to solve their parenting issues.
Apr 18 2015
Nurse Beth enters a love triangle with Glenn and Owen; the doctors try to solve a high-stakes medical mystery.
Apr 11 2015
Shocking DNA test results cause confusion and chaos among the staff.
Apr 04 2015
The doctors are summoned to the White House, by Lola, to help with a matter of national security.
Mar 28 2015
Five years after leaving the army base, Owen must re-integrate into a 'normal' life at the hospital.
Mar 21 2015

Season 5

13 Episodes

The doctors' stay in Japan comes to a head in a double-episode season finale.
Oct 25 2013
Director David Wain's personal documentary about his lifelong friendship/rivalry with Childrens Hospital cast member Just Falcon.
Oct 18 2013
Blake reveals multiple stories of drama at the army base, including Glenn and Cat's unrequited love for each other, and Derrick Childrens desire to regain control of Childrens Hospital from Sy.
Oct 11 2013
Blaken 5x10
When Blake is kidnapped, no one will help except Owen, who interrupts his television show to help his fellow doctor.
Oct 04 2013
A visit from a hospital critic coincides with Sy putting on a wine tasting event and Owen agreeing to cover for Glenn that leads to trouble for all.
Sep 20 2013
Owen learns a lesson about hair choices; Glenn reveals the source of his surgical abilities.
Sep 13 2013
It's Old Fashioned Day at Childrens Hospital. And it lasts longer than a day, which allows for a conflict.
Sep 06 2013
When Lola is recruited for a government task force, the past threatens to compromise the mission.
Aug 30 2013
The doctors fight to save the hospital ward that houses ailing imaginary friends ... and also has great cell reception.
Aug 23 2013
The doctors gather at Cat's vacation house for her wedding to Michael.
Aug 16 2013
C-Word 5x03
A plane crash threatens a night of entertainment on the base.
Aug 09 2013
Officer Briggs needs a place to stay and a copy of Airplane! to rewatch.
Aug 02 2013
The staff move to an army base in Japan when the hospital is infested with termites.
Jul 26 2013

Season 4

14 Episodes

Eulogy 4x14
The death of a cast member is examined.
Nov 16 2012
The Mafia run wild in the hospital.
Nov 09 2012
Lola has no friends or pets so she gets a law degree and defends Owen, who has been accused of slapping a child to death.
Nov 02 2012
The public announcement announcer's identity is revealed.
Oct 26 2012
The events of a full year at the hospital are chronicled.
Oct 19 2012
Sy's spy past comes back to haunt him when his former partner returns to kill him.
Oct 05 2012
The hospital's attempt to attract business turns into an opportunity for the male doctors.
Sep 28 2012
A look at the British version of "Childrens Hospital".
Sep 21 2012
Owen works with a detective to get to the bottom of strange behavior by kids.
Sep 14 2012
The actors' bad behavior is caught on camera.
Sep 07 2012
The doctors have free time on their hands. Lola sports a bikini.
Aug 31 2012
Chief recounts her past, but the doctors aren't interested in her tale.
Aug 24 2012
Owen is stunned when Madonna visits the hospital.
Aug 17 2012
An airborne amnesia virus causes panic to spread.
Aug 10 2012

Season 3

14 Episodes

Updates on the cast are featured on "Newsreaders" in the Season 3 finale.
Sep 01 2011
A long-delayed bar mitzvah for Glenn is planned; Owen wants his foreskin back.
Aug 25 2011
A day in the life of Chet (Brian Huskey), the creepy paramedic.
Aug 18 2011
The Childrens Hospital doctors are assigned to work the nightshift. European doctor Velam Geza (Nick Kroll) joins the team to help show them the ropes. Plus, a doctor dies.
Aug 11 2011
Owen's secret wife (Alicia Silverstone) and baby visit the hospital for treatment; Val plays a high-stakes game of chess.
Aug 04 2011
Childrens Hospital presents a very special episode that will take you back to simpler times, when ladies wore dresses, men wore top hats and clowns knew their place.
Jul 28 2011
The staff receive counseling after the death of Brock Stryker (Rob Riggle).
Jul 21 2011
Lola and Brian try to locate Cat's father; the doctors wait for a prisoner's execution and plan to use his heart in a transplant procedure.
Jul 14 2011
Glenn returns from Vietnam; Lola has new career aspirations.
Jul 07 2011
Nip/Tug 3x05
A pediatric plastic surgeon joins the staffers; Max Von Sydow has a mix-up in the maternity ward; and Glen and Owen try to hunt down a snack.
Jun 30 2011
The doctors feel crowded from sharing an apartment and decide someone should move out. Elsewhere, Sy deals with his own domestic issues.
Jun 23 2011
Blake is evicted from his apartment for being a clown; Dr. Brian returns to the hospital after a stint working for the drama "Black Hospital"; and Cat is overexposed.
Jun 16 2011
Ward 8 3x02
Briggs (Nick Offerman) goes undercover in the children's psych ward; Blake's ex (Sarah Silverman) resurfaces; and Chief and Glenn share a moment.
Jun 09 2011
A boy stuck in quicksand is brought to the ER.
Jun 02 2011

Season 2

12 Episodes

In a special live episode, a visiting Sultan needs emergency surgery; Blake faces a crucial decision about his clown make-up; Glenn cuts off his finger for Valerie. A surprise ending reveals the shocking the truth about one of the doctors, shattering everyone's perceptions. SEASON FINALE.
Nov 07 2010
The abortion debate is brought into relief by a visit from a prominent Senator (Ed Begley, Jr.); Owen must decide whether he can treat the 10-year-old who beats him daily; Sy finally faces his alcoholism.
Oct 31 2010
"Take Your Daughter to Work" day at the hospital ignites a series of conflicts involving a leering child molester (Steve Agee), Chief's sexy daughter (Lizzy Caplan), and an 11 year-old patient whose gender is yet to be determined.
Oct 24 2010
A hip sexy Rabbi (David Wain) arrives and seduces Valerie, angering Glenn; Sy faces a moral dilemma involving a coffee machine; Lola is confused by a mysterious organ in a cooler.
Oct 17 2010
When the power goes out on the hottest day of the year, sexual tensions boil over among the staff. Blake is date-raped. Dori fries eggs on her boobs.
Oct 10 2010
A knife stuck in a boy's chest may not be what it seems; Glenn's cancer cure is threatened by a mysterious visitor, a mind-reading girl visits the coma room.
Oct 03 2010
An episode of TV news magazine News Readers covering the filming of the final episode of Childrens Hospital, complete with behind the scenes looks at the show. Cutter Spindell (who portrays Blake Downs on the show within the show) interferes to save the series, convincing protesters that they're saving an actual children's hospital.
Sep 26 2010
The staff must choose between saving an old black man and a young white kid. Insult comic Jeffrey Ross brings his child into the O.R., but the staff is more concerned with enjoying his humor than treating his child. Two Star Trek nerds dressed in uniforms (one as a Klingon) visit the hospital.
Sep 19 2010
Dr. Blake's clown brother comes to visit and borrows money from Dr. Blake to pay off his gambling debts, while telling him it's for an operation. A mascot from a local theme park starts suspiciously, repeatedly bringing in children with broken arms for treatment. The hospital is turned into a youth hostel, and Sy gets conned by an attractive young foreign girl.
Sep 12 2010
Dr. Maestro asks Dr. Flame to give him a lethal injection so that he can find Dr. Spratt in the spirit world. A creepy EMT wants to show The Chief his "sexy" costume.
Sep 05 2010
Cat goes into labor with Little Nicky's baby. Little Nicky's advanced aging disease causes him to take on the tendencies of an old man as the disease begins to kill him. Lola Spratt returns from the hospital to explain that she faked her death, but everyone believes she is a ghost. Blake Downs returns to the hospital, following the failure of his private practice/spin-off. New doctor Valerie Flame takes over narrating duties on the show for Cat Black when complications occur in the birth of she and Nicky's child.
Aug 29 2010
As the new season begins, Cat Black is conflicted about her full term pregnancy, because the father (Nick Kroll) is 6 years old and has advanced aging disease; the doctors remember Lola who still seems to be dead; Chief has more than professional feelings for the new administrator; Glenn cures cancer.
Aug 22 2010

Season 1

5 Episodes

Jealous Glenn gives Cats new boyfriend an unscheduled operation. Osama bin Laden is captured! Blake operates on Lolas non-existent brain tumor while the Chief undergoes major surgery. Will they make it? Probably not. But maybe. OK, one of them dies.
Aug 08 2010
Cat's new love affair blossoms, provoking jealousy in Glenn. A visiting neurosurgeon, Dr. Max Von Sydow, offers to cure the Chief of her myriad ailments. Cat deflowers her now boyfriend while Blake challenges Schachter to a laughter-off.
Aug 01 2010
Blake recalls childhood traumas that made him who he is. A competing clown doctor arrives to threaten Blakes position. A visiting doctor experiences the hospital in a whole new way in this very special episode introduced by executive producer David Wain.
Jul 25 2010
The staff is sympathetic about Lolas fake brain tumor. Glenn is arrested for trying to give an infant breast implants. Briggs recalls Owens last day as a cop. Blakes healing powers of laughter are lacking. Cat falls in love again. Still no bin Laden.
Jul 18 2010
Cat breaks up with Glenn, and Lola fakes a brain tumor to dump Owen. Later, they "console" each other. Blake is a sad clown, and Owens ex-partner tries to lure him back to be a cop. American forces raid the hills of Pakistan in search of bin Laden.
Jul 11 2010