Deli Boys

Philly PD Sergeant Angelo F. Testicola fights to protect his very important crime scene despite interference from Mercer, Simpson, Raj, Mir, Lucky, Ahmad, Seema, Bushra, Chickie, Chickie�s date, and Corey�the only white guy at the wedding.

On the first day of Mir and Bushra�s pyari pyari shaadi, the Peruvians want their money�and it�s threatening Mir�s ability to be a fab dullah. Raj is acting super weird, the boys might tiff (no tiffin), and a mystery finally unravels.

Mercer and Simpson close in on the sticky, chewy, nutty center of the Dar crime ring. Raj rides a scooter. Mir channels his inner tech bro. Lucky pulls a fast one. Ahmad finally gets to pull down the pull-down gate outside the ABC Deli.

The boys learn the value of work-life balance. Raj and his shaman/lover smoke a fat rosin donut en route to deliver drugs to his fianc�/business partner at West Philly Pakora Palace. Meanwhile, Mercer and Simpson finally get on the same page.

It�s Chickie Lasagna�s epic �Big Game� party, and the Pennsylvania �Football Birds� are playing. But the gang is too busy trying to expand their turf and discovering that Chickie�s daughter Gigi is a hot psycho. Mercer witnesses a beatdown.

Hamza�s British cousins hop across the pond on a lark, drive on the wrong side of the road, and kidnap Lucky at GMT for a wee Brexit with tea and crumpets, Stonehenge, O levels, and a Jack Russell terrier. The boys follow Raj�s third eye.

A Philly gangster gives the crew 24 hours to unload coke and pay his vig�but demands a hostage. Lucky screams disturbing things at Raj after he scares off the cocaine mixer, while Bushra holds Mir�s nuts to the fire.

As Lucky, Mir, and Ahmad work to revive a smuggling operation, Ahmad�s racism surfaces and Drexel�s business program gets a bad rap. Raj learns professionalism from the �Murderwalla,� while Agent Mercer picks up an unexpected ally.

Raj and Mir set out to find half-dead Hamza in the Forgotten Bottom, but they are idiots and nepo babies. Meanwhile, Lucky fights chauvinist Ahmad for Dark DarCo�s throne, and Agent Mercer struggles to crack the FBI�s boys� club.

After their Baba�s sudden death, brothers Raj and Mir realize their family�s deli empire is actually a criminal front. Their survival depends on Lucky Auntie, who does something totally messed up but also kind of awesome.