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Our Cartoon President
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It's Election Day and everyone - candidates, supporters, news media, even Cartoon Vladimir Putin - is gearing up to find out who will be the next Our Cartoon President. Will it be Cartoon Donald Trump or Cartoon Joe Biden? Either way, everything is about to change forever.
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Nov 08 2020 |
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With his popularity dangerously low, Cartoon Trump must do the unthinkable and campaign one-on-one with average Americans. Meanwhile, Cartoon Joe Biden tries to energize his half-hearted supporters.
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Nov 01 2020 |
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Cartoon Chuck Schumer and Cartoon Nancy Pelosi try to avoid the responsibilities of governing by sabotaging their own party's electoral chances when it appears the Democrats are likely to win control of Congress. Meanwhile, bombarded by reporters asking whether she supports the president, Cartoon Susan Collins flees to her home state of Maine to lead a life of zero accountability�until Cartoon Brett Kavanaugh foils her plan.
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Oct 25 2020 |
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With a restless nation turning against him, Cartoon Trump declares war on the invisible enemy COVID-19 and exploits the benefits of a wartime Presidency. Meanwhile, Cartoon CNN�s Chris Cuomo asks his respected colleague?Cartoon?Jake Tapper to teach him how to be a serious newsman, much to the dismay of Cuomo's fun-loving brother, Cartoon Governor Andrew Cuomo.
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Oct 18 2020 |
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After?Cartoon?Joe Biden delivers a string of problematic speeches,?Cartoon?Chuck Schumer and?Cartoon?Nancy Pelosi trap him on an Amtrak train to nowhere. Meanwhile,?Cartoon?Donald Trump Jr. tries to impress his father by digging up dirt on?Cartoon?Hunter Biden, but feelings interfere when?Cartoon?Don Jr. gets too close to his target.
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Oct 11 2020 |
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After?Cartoon Joe Biden's record comes under scrutiny,?Cartoon?Kamala Harris must publicly forgive him for his problematic past, even if it tarnishes her own record in the process. Meanwhile, as?Cartoon?Mike Pence prepares for the imminent Vice Presidential debate, he struggles with the moral dilemma of studying intimate details of a woman who is not his wife.
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Oct 04 2020 |
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With the first Presidential debate looming, Cartoon Trump must learn to behave like a civilized human being with the help of?Cartoon?Kellyanne Conway and?Cartoon?Mitch McConnell. Meanwhile,?Cartoon?Jill Biden teaches the gaffe-prone?Cartoon?Joe Biden how to think before he speaks.
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Sep 27 2020 |
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Feeling overshadowed by the idolized?Cartoon?Bernie Sanders and?Cartoon?Barack Obama,?Cartoon?Joe Biden sets out to earn his place as the face of the Democratic Party. Meanwhile,?Cartoon?Don Jr. and?Cartoon?Eric Trump try to develop a miracle cure for coronavirus with the help of?Cartoon?MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell.
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Sep 20 2020 |
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With the pandemic ravaging the country and his reelection in jeopardy, Cartoon Trump launches a propaganda campaign to convince America he's got the crisis under control. Meanwhile, after social distancing guidelines force ?Cartoon?Joe Biden out of the spotlight and into his basement, he enlists ?Cartoon?Barack Obama to help him recapture his former glory.
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Sep 13 2020 |
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After Cartoon Trump learns he doesn't have enough money to pay his lawyers, he realizes he must fundraise from dreaded cartoon Silicon Valley tech moguls Zuckerberg, Musk and Bezos. Meanwhile, Cartoon Elizabeth Warren, also strapped for cash, swallows her pride and seeks help from Wall Street and Cartoon Michael Bloomberg.
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Mar 22 2020 |
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After the G-7 nations make Cartoon Trump feel like a loser, he decides to start his own international alliance for cool dictators including Cartoons Putin, Turkey�s Erdogan, and Saudi Arabia�s Mohammad bin Salman.
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Mar 15 2020 |
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After a fake news story spreads on Facebook that threatens Cartoon Elizabeth Warren�s campaign, she vows to hold cartoon tech giant Mark Zuckerberg accountable.
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Mar 08 2020 |
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At the urging of Cartoons Speaker Pelosi and Leader Schumer, Cartoon Joe Biden pursues Cartoon Barack Obama�s prized endorsement in hopes of clinching the nomination.
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Mar 01 2020 |
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After Cartoon Michael Bloomberg�s campaign stumbles, he enlists Cartoon Hillary Clinton to take up the billionaire cause and launch a run for president. Meanwhile, Cartoon Kellyanne Conway and Cartoon Larry Kudlow grow tired of defending the president�s insanity and enlist Cartoon Elon Musk to create an Oval Office simulator to distract Cartoon Trump.
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Feb 23 2020 |
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After Cartoon Trump sees Fox News giving airtime to Democrats, he ends their relationship and sets out to find a new media arm to spread his propaganda. Meanwhile, Cartoon Bernie Sanders witnesses his rival candidates co-opting his message and sets out to hold them to their left wing promises.
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Feb 16 2020 |
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Fearing massive Democratic voter turnout, Cartoon Trump, with the help of Cartoon �Moscow� Mitch McConnell, guts election security measures, leaving the door wide open for Russian interference. Meanwhile, Cartoon Pete Buttigieg struggles to keep his campaign viable after the scandalous revelation that he�s only the mayor of South Bend, Indiana.
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Feb 09 2020 |
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After Cartoon Trump discovers that an impending economic downturn threatens his re-election chances, he and his sons, Cartoon Don Jr. and Cartoon Eric, must con the country into believing the economy has never been stronger. A gaffe-prone Cartoon Joe Biden solicits help from Cartoon Ocasio-Cortez to help him appear �with it.�
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Feb 02 2020 |
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After the House of Representatives impeaches Cartoon Trump, he teams up with Cartoon Sean Hannity to convince the nation he�s been wrongly accused. Cartoon Elizabeth Warren worries her wonky approach won�t connect with Iowa voters and severely dumbs down her campaign with the help of Cartoon Brian Kilmeade, Cartoon Chris Cuomo, and Cartoon Joe Kennedy III.
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Jan 26 2020 |
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Our Cartoon President launches Space Force without any attention to detail while the Democratic presidential candidates tank their campaigns to avoid the risk of losing to Cartoon Donald Trump.
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Jul 14 2019 |
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Our Cartoon President and Cartoon Ben Shapiro lead an equal rights movement for oppressed conservatives while Cartoon Don Jr. feels parental warmth for the first time from a confused Cartoon Nancy Pelosi and Cartoon Chuck Schumer.
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Jul 07 2019 |
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Our Cartoon President decides to buck his party and reverse climate change to solve his sweating problem while a disheveled Cartoon Bernie Sanders asks Cartoon Mitt Romney to transform him into a polished candidate.
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Jun 30 2019 |
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Our Cartoon President schmoozes the Supreme Court at Mar-A-Lago to ensure the Court upholds his right to commit crimes while Cartoon Eric attempts to babysit an intoxicated Cartoon Brett Kavanaugh.
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Jun 23 2019 |
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Our Cartoon President uses Hollywood magic to fake a handshake with the troops while a lonely Cartoon Don Jr. forms a fast friendship with cartoon tech-mogul Elon Musk.
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Jun 16 2019 |
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Our Cartoon President must prove his mental fitness after declaring nuclear war with Portugal while the cast of Fox & Friends transforms their show into more cerebral content that doesn�t flame the President�s insanity.
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Jun 09 2019 |
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Our Cartoon President makes his cabinet more competent to prove he only hires �the best people,� while a freshly bearded Cartoon Ted Cruz sets out to makeover Cartoon Stephen Miller in his slightly less repulsive image.
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Jun 02 2019 |
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Our Cartoon President declares war on corporate America with the aid of cartoon My Pillow CEO Mike Lindell while an out-of-step Cartoon Joe Biden seeks Cartoon Barack Obama�s help to defeat his Democratic opponents in 2020.
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May 26 2019 |
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Our Cartoon President fights a right-wing revolt led by Cartoon Ann Coulter by becoming the most deplorable president in history while Cartoon Mitt Romney rallies cartoon Senator Susan Collins to take back the party for �decent� Republicans.
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May 19 2019 |
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Our Cartoon President declares a national emergency to build Trump Tower-Moscow while cartoon Democratic leaders Nancy Pelosi and Senator Chuck Schumer attempt to win back their base from newcomer Cartoon Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.
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May 12 2019 |
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The President militarizes the government and launches a military parade with National Security Advisor John Bolton�s help while Sean Hannity reshapes his cable news network in his aggressive image.
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Aug 26 2018 |
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The President learns to campaign like a traditional non-racist president with help from Mike Pence while Karen Pence plots her husband�s ascent to the presidency.
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Aug 19 2018 |
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The President nefariously drums up funding for the Wall while Sarah Huckabee Sanders and Stephen Miller go to the southern border to pull off the most Trumpian groundbreaking in history.
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Aug 12 2018 |
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The President energizes elderly voters ahead of the midterm elections while Don Jr. leaves behind his hard-partying ways and acts his age with the help of Paul Ryan and Mike Pence.
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Aug 05 2018 |
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The President struggles to keep his disloyal staff from cooperating with Robert Mueller while Karen Pence worries that her husband's Mar-a-Lago trip changed him forever.
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Jul 29 2018 |
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The President patches up his marriage to Melania while Don Jr. and Eric stay on their best behavior ahead of the 2018 midterm elections.
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Jul 22 2018 |
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The President tries to survive the Russia investigation with Steve Mnuchin's help while Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer fire up Democrats with a new message.
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Jul 15 2018 |
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The President tries to prove he's a man's man by throwing out the first pitch at a Washington Nationals game, while Ivanka attempts to become a feminist icon by opening a school for girls.
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Apr 08 2018 |
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The President tries to shore up his Evangelical base by embracing Christianity, while son-in-law Jared Kushner embraces Don Jr. and Eric's religion of Trumpianity.
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Apr 01 2018 |
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The President lets loose while General Kelly is out of town, throwing a party in the wake of a government shutdown and inspiring congressional leaders to have a wild night in a hot tub.
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Mar 25 2018 |
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The President tries to boost public perception of his questionable net worth, while Vice President Mike Pence grapples with Second Lady Karen Pence's newfound interest in material goods.
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Mar 18 2018 |
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The President battles with the news media after an embarrassing video surfaces of First Lady Melania rolling her eyes, leading her to seek face coaching from Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders.
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Mar 11 2018 |
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The President tries to outdo handsome Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau at the White House's first State Dinner while Don Jr. sees an opportunity to make a new best friend.
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Mar 04 2018 |
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The President tries to win back Ivanka Trump by supporting her progressive Paid Family Leave initiative, a move that sends his most loyal morning show co-host into an existential crisis.
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Feb 25 2018 |
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The President sets out to reverse every last one of President Obama's accomplishments, while a dapper Jared Kushner and intense Stephen Miller spark an unlikely friendship.
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Feb 18 2018 |
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The President avoids comforting disaster victims by recruiting a team of impersonators to replace him, while his son Eric sets out to prove he's truly a part of the Trump family.
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Feb 11 2018 |
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The President tries to revive his low approval ratings by delivering the greatest State of the Union speech in history and to strengthen his relationship with First Lady Melania by naming her the national bird.
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Feb 11 2018 |